Bethany's 'blog'




Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

kinder surprise made me laugh because if the condom malfunctions its like surprise! you now have a kid.

(Source:, via fairlyoddsherlockian)



your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 


you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via briannahayessss)


I connect to both of them on a deep spiritual level

(via undereyelouisvuittons)

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

“I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I waste time being quiet and not saying anything because I’m afraid I’ll stutter.”
Ned Vizzini (via portray)

(via violents-ends)

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do

me: i wish i had something to do

basic responsibilities: yo

me: not u

me: anyway

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do



I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via violents-ends)


im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

(via dancinroundthekitchen)