Bethany's 'blog'

gahans:

mcdammit:

Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.

#yes #i like that i have been consistent in my attitude from like pre-conception

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whyi-s-m-i-l-e:

"Wait, Peeta didn’t die after Catching Fire? So happy he is ok. Man,I was very worried."

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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hayestastic-hayniacs:

"Where my coffee" Jesus Hunter your killing me!

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negativeonetoten:

Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clappin'
Got a real good feeling somethin' bad about to happen

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lupaiel-fallen-angel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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OMG

I love how that GIF is the designated GIF for whenever obama responds to something

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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April 21st, 2014 - One Million Followers on Twitter

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